Stanford CS graduating class of 2026 just got their final placement statistics
— Tech Layoff Tracker (@TechLayoffLover) April 9, 2026
Out of 312 graduates: 18 have full-time offers
That's a 5.8% placement rate from the most prestigious CS program in the fucking world
2019 placement rate was 94%. 2022 was 78%. 2024 was 31%. Now…
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This is the result of the proliferation of AI. Computer Science nerds are being rapidly and efficiently replaced by silicone avatars. There is still plenty of work available in the ‘trades’. If you have or are willing to acquire, the skills.
Call it a double tap attack: first they got hit by H1B’s. Now AI is here to complete their fall into irrelevance.
Thank you for your attention to this matter™.
Stanford better start training plumbers, electricians, and carpenters. Lose Gender Studies curriculum.
This is not just news. This is a clue. Hope your home is paid off and you know how to grow food.