Here’s a statement from the port-a-pot company regarding the man that was found inside one of their toilets.
— Amiri King (@AmiriKing) July 16, 2026
It gets even worse than you imagined. 😳 pic.twitter.com/u0xeK3STIT
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He went into the tank to retrieve a $2.50 bottle of Mountain Dew? Do come on now. Somebody please make it make sense.
Hunter Thompson wrote about searching a toilet on a airplane cuz he dropped some high dollar drug. Story was hilarious. Can’t remember which book it was, maybe Fear & Loathing Las Vegas????
I could -almost- understand that, depending on the dollar value, and the typical irrationality of a junkie, even though it’s still stupid and disgusting. But for soft drink? Dude, just write it off.
Uh, is there a name to this “citizen of the world”? Being a confirmed bigot, this sounds like something a Prajeet would do.
Had to be a crackhead or tweeker that dropped his stem or stash in.