🚨OH. MY. GOSH!!!!
— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) April 21, 2026
An audit of Hurricane Helene Relief Funds, just uncovered ABSURD EXPENSES including:
>2,000 Rhinoceros-Shaped Stress Balls
>Fidget Toys
>Succulent Plants
>Massage Chairs
> Aromatherapy Staff
>Red Light and Salt Therapy
>Foot Detoxes
>Mental Health Flowers… pic.twitter.com/ynNogVkDsW
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3 responses to “Government Incompetence”
What? No Hookers and Blow?
Not even Jack Daniels, what a bunch of .GOV pussies.
Must not have been any secret service detailed to there.
We’re going down, going down down down down down.
It’s never incompetence when it’s intentional.